Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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