he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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