yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Randomize
