1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Randomize