nut hugger
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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