how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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