so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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