she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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