We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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