Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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