he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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