Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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