Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I have aggressive nipples.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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