Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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