Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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