Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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