Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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