so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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