She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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