Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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