the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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