Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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