they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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