Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
and you fell through a lawn chair
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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