is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Come on in and take your pants off
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