My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I have feelings that need drinking.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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