ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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