I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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