I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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