Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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