nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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