i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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