Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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