No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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