Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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