That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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