Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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