dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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