Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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