Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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