Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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