How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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