Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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