no, he came in my armpit
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Randomize
