So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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