when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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