How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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