we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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