Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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