do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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