Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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