If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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