In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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