with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
