At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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