I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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